Palatine, IL, United States · Saturday, April 24, 2027
Childish Nonsense 50 Mile Race
Calculated from 80 km alone — the organiser has not published an elevation profile. Read 4.0 as a floor, not a verdict.
What the course asks
DUV results for the 2026 edition (50mi) — finishers only. Starters are not published, so the field was at least this big and no finish rate can be given.
Typical conditions, April
Regional 2001-2020 average for April — NASA POWER, grid elevation 231 m. Not a forecast.
Results history
| Year | Race | Finishers | Men's winner | Women's winner |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | 50mi | 15 | Sean Clark · 07:23:45 | Lauren Chakraborty · 09:11:33 |
| 2025 | 50mi | 13 | J.J. Shield · 06:28:02 | Jen Hensley · 11:12:43 |
| 2024 | 50mi | 10 | Nolan McKenna · 07:58:49 | Rachel Burke · 07:38:28 |
| 2023 | 50mi | 10 | Carson Gill · 07:52:45 | Melissa Sears · 11:57:35 |
| 2022 | 50mi | 11 | Vincent Difrancesco · 07:49:27 | Lucy Leone · 10:52:41 |
| 2021 | 50mi | 7 | Nathan Schingoethe · 07:52:00 | Brooke Shannon · 10:46:00 |
The field grew 15% between 2025 (13) and 2026 (15). 27% of the 2026 field were women.
DUV results for the 2026 edition (50mi) — finishers only. Starters are not published, so the field was at least this big and no finish rate can be given.
The Aid Station
Course-specific beta from the community
With trail terrain, choose a shoe with moderate cushioning for optimal performance.
Gear for this race
Chosen for 80 km of trail.
- Trail Running Shoes 80 km of trail — cushioning that is still there in the last quarter.
- Race Nutrition 80 km of self-supported fuelling between aid stations.
- Hydration Vests Flask capacity for 80 km, without the bounce.
- Headlamps 80 km almost certainly means running into the night.
- GPS Watches Battery life first — a 80 km day outlasts most full-GPS modes.
Similar races
Other 50 mi trail ultras, closest in distance first.